Chapter 1

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Dhichkyon dhichkyon!!!! i'll kill all of you. Haha surrender yourself or i'll make you sleep with the blanket made up of sand and soil wrapped in every piece of your body. Beg for your life or else pray for a less miserable death.. Hey who's that and what the hell is this thing in your hand oh my god is that a Magic electromagnet!!!!

Please for god's sake turn that thing off its sucking my power!!!!! Hey don't come closer.. you don't even have and idea to whom you are messing with. Heeeeeellllp i'm falling!!!........and then the dream comes to an end....I opened my eyes and saw my mom standing in front of me screaming at me as usual. Ohh by the way i was dreaming and yoho i felt like i was a super hero, one like superman not that shaktimaan kind of. i was going to save the world from evil but my mother Indian forced me back. She loves me so much that she kicked me off  my cozy bed and started screaming like i have been the reason of corruption in India. Oh God!!

Roshan will you ever be able to find your way to school on time ????

Or should i have to scream like this for the rest of my life ????

Mom please wait i am on time ..its the clock which is too fast. 

After a sweet fight with my mom i rushed to my wash room and started to fresh myself up....i wont go in deep regarding this freshin' up thing .....it'll make you shy.
After that comes the next physical task called going to school. Its always difficult for me to arrive at school on time. The school gates open early than hens who do kukudukooo..they need to reconsider the timings. Wait wait wait you might be thinking that he'll sit in the bus and fly to school... if you are thinking then its wrong.. i have to take a seven hundred meter sprint and then wait for the metro train and the hang till i get to my destination. Well i must say that i should be in school sports team cz you don't know how fast i am when it come to chasing the metro trains.Once i defeated a cheetah in race while i was sprinting for my train..haha..are you kidding me ...haha i was joking man ...cheetah never travels in trains ..wwohh


God finally got in the underground metro station and started to do the most important thing of my routine 'waiting for the fucking always late metro train to come'. These idiots always announce the same thing 'Aaapko pahunchi asuvidha ke liye khed hai' come on man if you can't provide engines on time, at least change the words of the announcement..
    

After 15 minutes of waiting finally the machine arrives and u won't believe a crowd of gentle men and ladies were running towards me like a troop of terrorists are following them and want to bomb them off the earth.

when ever i see this i pull my legs back and give them side...because my logic always said "its better to be late instead of becoming the platform's carpet". Man now i have to hang till i m thrown away to my destination. You guys might have heard the quote "Latakne se kuch nahi hoga, Maa ko bolo complan pilayen" ...according to me this theory is totally wrong, no offense to complan, if you travel in metro it will gradually help you to become a tall guy cuz it helps to increase the elasticity and flexibility of your body. No wonder why metro guys don't go to yoga classes, they already have tried so much yoga asans that now they themselves can teach people yoga.

i carefully scan each and every corner of the train for a vacant seat like a bluetooth or wifi scanner.. But hell yeah i never get one...and when i reach the station it feels like oh my God!!!! Hell Was Full So They Sent Me Back!!!!! walking on the footpath i reached my school gate and saw it closed and i begged before the gate keeper to open it. After a lot of emotional blackmails and excuses like "uncle aaj mere chote bhai paun toot gaya tha usko hospital mein leke jana tha isliye late ho gya" i know that fat guy won't be ever able to find out the truth that i am the only child of my parents. hahaha!!!!

The assembly was over and every body was marching towards their respective classes and me to like a good student marched with them. But before stepping into class room i always pray to God 'Bhagwan please aaj meri class teacher aur maths wale sir kidnap ho jaye aur aa na paye yahan'. But there is something wrong in my prayers or God is really busy, my class teacher and maths teacher as always are present in the doorways discussing about some serious stuff. I always get annoyed when i see them both together. And when i see them apart from each other, i get double annoyed, either way i get annoyed. 

 As i enter the class, my class mates scream my name and throw paper balls on me. And then i switch on my R.A.D.A.R to scan for the special girl who was my crush since i was in 7th class. Whenever i see her...my heart pumps up and the background music starts..."suraj hua mathham...chaand jalne laga....aaaasman yeh haaye kyonpighalne laaga......lalaalalala"...i never told her that she's my crush.....arre yar baat karne ke liye jata hoon toh phat jaathi hai meri..she is soo cute....really sweet one...abe saalon tameez se tumhari bhabie hai woh......

After the look, i start to find a seat... i want to say that i was the superlatively talented and dynamic performer in studies....for this reason i always sit on the last benches and allow weak students to gather knowledge and fill there brains with it.I always sit next to my best friend Nitesh, and yeah he's also superlatively talented like me.

First period is of History... and you know what i don't even know why the hell do they make us study those thing which had their occurrence before my birth. They always ask e about world war and dandi march. how could i know man ... why would i know ??? Will dandi march help me to earn??? They tell us to live in peace and harmony and then they tell us about world war...i mean, seriously dude what the hell??? First you have to decide what you want then we'll study your crap.

My best friend and i play finger cricket in the history class and then play pen fight when its maths because this is the time when have to calculate the speed of collision and angle of hit and many other technical things. And you can't even imagine Nitesh always loose. But on the other hand i love to play with him because he is the only one with whom i can share all my crazy thoughts about Anshu.. You may be wondering who is she now...this is the girl who stole my heart when oi was in 7th and still she's not willing to return it to me.. what the hell she don't even know that i've feelings for her. This is because i only share these things with Nitesh and not everybody. Even though Nitesh is a stupid fucking ass hole,  still he's my best friend. 


Now leave these things..Our bubbly enters the class and .....
"Gud morning ma'm"
"Good morning children, you may have your seats pay attention for your Roll number calls"
"Anchal ??"
"yes mam"
"Anshu ??"
"present mam"


you know what ?? she always say "present ma'm, so do i "


i always admire her beauty, this time teacher caught me..


"Raushan!!!!!!! What on the earth are you thinking of???? do you have your ears or are they some kind of joke??  Stupid idiot, I'm screaming your name for the last 2 minutes!!"


"Sorry mam"
"okay!! now sit down and you know i am the last one to tolerate your over smartness"
"Sorry mam"


"children, open your books and Anshu start reading the second chapter loud."
"okay mam.."


She had has the most charming voice i've ever heard of....it seem like she was singing a poem and we all were listening..


suddenly a freaking sound came "Roshan what happened in the battle of panipat ??"'
and i was like "are you kidding me, why would i know that??" 


"Sorry, mam i don't know"
"then come over here and stand here facing the wall"
"But ma'm !!"
"I said come and stand here, do you get it ?????"
i did what she wanted me to do..everybody was laughing but i could see that anshu was not behaving like she don't have any concern to these things as she's the topper.